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Post by djlamar2 on Nov 24, 2010 21:20:32 GMT -8
Oh yeah. Its time. First a recap of Sundance's Chance:
Sundance: I don't know.
Baby Sundance: I... I tripped.
Baby Midnight: Sorry for tripping you.
And now...... The My Little Pony Christmas Pageant:
We start as Megan is back stage with the ponies:
Megan: Everyone ready?
Baby Sundance: Yeah. I look cute in my Sugarplum Fairy outfit huh? *Yep this is the part I was talking about in Brainstorming. They are gonna dance to the Waltz of the Sugar Plum Fairy from the Nutcracker Suite*
Sundance: Yeah me too.
Danny: Bahumbug.
Megan: Heh heh heh. Sounds like Danny is getting into character but sounds like he doesn't have it quite down yet.
Instructor: No no no. With feeling. You have to sound like you hate Christmas.
Danny: Its not easy you know.
Magic Star: Not easy for you? Ha. I have to look like I'm flying. I'm the ghost of Christmas Past after all.
Windwhistler: Why am I the ghost of Christmas Future? He doesn't say anything. He just nods and points.
Instructor: It makes sense you'd be perfect for that part. *Just then a pony comes in and is having trouble with his costume* Crystal Wave what's wrong. *Giggling as she sees him having trouble with his Jacob Marley outfit*
Crystal Wave: You should try to walk in this. And why chains?
Megan: They are the chains of his past silly. Didn't you read the script?
Crystal Wave: Yes I did and whoops. *Tripping over the chains which thankfully are fake* Anyway at least I don't look green. *A pony in a green outfit is seen and Megan snickers*
Pony: O.K. O.K. laugh all you like. Do you realize...... *Taking his mask off* How hot this Grinch suit is?
Megan: Aw come on Salty. You make a good Grinch. And your daughter makes a cute Cindy Lou.
Sweet Stuff: Now remember honey. Say it really sweet.
Baby Sweet Stuff: Got it. Why Santa why? Why are you taking our Christmas Tree why?
Salty: Why my sweet little tot. There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. How was that?
Sweet Stuff: You gotta do it to where it sounds like a lie. Remember?
Salty: But I can't lie to my daughter.
Megan: Just remember your not really gonna lie to her. Its an act.
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Post by djlamar2 on Nov 26, 2010 10:38:17 GMT -8
Announcer: Attention. The My little pony Christmas Pageant is about to begin. Will the M.C. please make her way onto the stage.
Megan: Looks like that's my cue. Remember The Grinch is up first. *Heads out in her Ms. Claus outfit* Hello everyone.
Ponies: Hi.
Megan: Our first story starts in a place called Whoville. *The ponies come out singing* Yes everyone in Whoville liked Christmas. Indeed even little Cindy Lou.
Baby Sweet Stuff as Cindy Lou: I love Christmas don't you?
Megan: But there was one person..... Uh one who..... Well let's just say one individual who lived just north of Whoville that did not. He was the Grinch. He hated the whole Christmas season. Don't ask nobody knows the reason. It could have been that his shoes were too tight. It could have been that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think most of all could have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But whatever the reason his heart or his shoes. He stood there every morning hating the whos. For he knew they were busy now. Hanging a holly Who feast.
Salty as the Grinch: And their hanging their stockings.
Megan: He snarled with a sneer.
Grinch: Tomorrow is Christmas its practically here.
Megan: Then the Grinch was in thought nervously drumming.
Grinch: I must stop Christmas from coming. Why for tomorrow I know exactly what they'll do. All the Who girls and boys will wake up bright and early. And oh the noise, the noise, the noise. I can't stand all that noise. And then they'll sit down to a feast. And they'll feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast feast feast feast.
Megan: They'll feast on who pudding.
Grinch: And rare who roast beast. Ah roast beast that's a feast I can't stand in the least. And then those Whos will do something I hate most of all. All the whos down in Whoville the tall and the small will stand hand in hand with Christmas bells ringing. They'll stand round and those whos will start singing.
Ponies: Dah who doreas dah who doreas.
Grinch: And they'll sing and they'll sing and they'll sing sing sing sing.
Megan: And the more the Grinch thought about this whole Christmas thing the more he thought.
Grinch: I must stop this whole thing. Why for 53 years I've put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming. But how?
Megan: Then the Grinch got an idea. He got an awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea.
Grinch: I know just what to do.
Megan: The Grinch laughed in his throat.
Grinch: I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
Megan: And he chuckled and clugged at his great Grinchy trick.
Grinch: Why with this hat and this coat I'll just look like Saint Nick.
You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch (Sang by Megan):
Megan: You're a mean one Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. Your as cuddly as a cactus your as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch. Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel. Your a foul one Mr. Grinch you have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between you I'd take the uh..... Seasick crocodile.
Grinch: Now all I need is a reindeer.
Megan: But since reindeer are scarce there was none to be found. Did that stop the Grinch? Nope. He simply said.
Grinch: If I can't find a reindeer I'll make one instead.
Megan: So he hollered for his dog Max.
Grinch: Max! *Spike comes in dressed like a dog*
Megan: And he took some black thread and he tied a big horn to the top of his head.
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Post by djlamar2 on Nov 26, 2010 14:40:26 GMT -8
Megan: Then he took some empty sacks and a ren sheckled sleigh and whistled for Max. *Salty tries to whistle* Ahem. And whistled for Max.
Salty: *Whispering* I can't whistle with these lips.
Megan: *Sighs* Alright. And hollered for Max.
Grinch: Max!
Megan: And they went down to where the whos lay asleep in their town. They arrived after a long trek.
Grinch: This is stop number one.
Megan: The old Grinchy Claus hissed. As he climbed to the roof empty bags in his fist. Uh Salty.
Salty: I know. *Thinking to himself "I hate this part."*
Megan: He'd slide down the chimney a rather tight pinch. But if Santa could do it then so could the Grinch. *Salty gets stuck but not like in the story. Megan giggles and tries to keep her composure* He got stuck only for a minute or too. *He falls*
Salty: Ouch. *Everyone giggles* Remind me next time not to wear such bulky clothes.
Megan: Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flume. Where the little who stocking hung all in a row.
Grinch: These stockings.
Megan: He grinched.
Grinch: Are the first thing to go.
Megan: Then he slithered and slunked with a smile most unpleasant. He took every present. Pantookas Planookas and Plums Phesslemints popcorn Checkerboards and drums. He took the presents and shoved them one by one up the chimney.
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch Verse 2:
Megan: You nauseate me Mr. Grinch with a nauseous super naus. Your a crooked crooky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss Mr. Grinch. Your a three decker sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Megan: *Continuing* Then he slunk to the icebox. He eyed the who's feast. He took the who pudding. He took the roast beast. He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why the Grinch he even took that last can of who hash. He stuffed up the food up the chimney with glee.
Grinch: And now.
Megan: He grinched.
Grinch: I'll stuff up the tree. *The scene goes toward a bedroom where he took the candy canes and a small pony is seen looking down dressed as Cindy Lou*
Megan: As he took the tree and began to shove. He heard a small sound....
Baby Sweet Stuff: Ahem.
Megan: Like a coo of a dove. *Whispering* Good job Baby Sweet Stuff. You sounded like Cindy Lou. *She giggles* It was a who. Little Cindy Lou Who who was no more than two. She looked at the fake Santa Claus and said.
Cindy Lou: Santy Claus. Why? Why are you taking our Christmas Tree? Why?
Megan: But you know that Grinch was so sly and so quick. He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.
Grinch: Why my sweet little tot.
Megan: The old Grinchy Claus lied.
Grinch: There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop my dear. I'll fix it up there and I'll bring it back here
Megan: And his fib fooled the child and he patted her head and got her a drink and sent her to bed. And when Cindy Lou was in bed with her cup. He crept to the chimney and stuffed the tree up. And he went up the chimney the old liar. And the last thing he took was a log for their fire. All that was left on their walls were some hooks and some wire. And the last speck of food he left in the house was a crumb that was too small for a mouse. And he did everything to the other whos houses leaving crumbs much too small for the other whos mouses.
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Post by djlamar2 on Nov 27, 2010 11:39:40 GMT -8
You're a mean 1 Mr. Grinch verse 3:
Megan: You're a mean 1 Mr. Grinch. You're a nasty wasty skunk. Your brain is full of unwashed socks your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote. Stink, stank, stunk.
Megan: Then he packed all their ribbons their wrappings. Their toys their boxes and trappings. *A whip is heard* Ten thousand feet up the side of Mount Crumpet. He rode with his load to dump it.
Grinch: Po po to the whos.
Megan: He was cheerfully humming.
Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up and I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open for a minute or two. Then all the whos down in Whoville will all cry boo hoo. That.......
Megan: Said the Grinch.
Grinch: Is a sound I must simply hear.
Megan: He paused and he put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. *The ponies are singing* All the whos in Whoville were singing without any presents at all. He didn't stop Christmas from coming it came.
Grinch: Somehow it came just the same. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages boxes or bags.
Megan: And he puzzled and puzzed to his puzzler was sore. Then he thought about something he hadn't before.
Grinch: Maybe Christmas.
Megan: He thought,
Grinch: Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. *Sees the sleigh start rolling*
Megan: Then what happened? Why in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
Grinch: I can't let this happen. *Grabbing the sleigh and the ponies behind the scenes hit a button*
Megan: Then the true meaning of Christmas came through and the Grinch felt the strength of ten Grinches plus two. Then he rode down the hill cheerfully blowing "Hoo Hoo" On his trumpet. He brought back all their presents. All the food for the feast. He the Grinch himself carved the roast beast. Welcome Christmas bring your cheer. Cheer to all whos far and near. Christmas is in our grasp so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas will always be just as long as we have we. *The audience applauds*
They all head back the back:
Megan: Good job guys.
Salty: Thanks.
Megan: Sundance and Baby Sundance your next.
Sundance: O.K.
Megan: Where's Midnight and Baby Midnight.
Midnight: Here.
Megan: Good.
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Post by djlamar2 on Nov 27, 2010 18:31:51 GMT -8
Megan: Alright they are giving us the signal. *She goes back out* And now.... Its time for the Nutcracker Suite. Now I know what your thinking but don't worry. This won't be the whole play just music from it. And now ladies and gentlemen and ponies. Sundance and Baby Sundance dancing the Waltz of the Sugarplum Fairies. *The Waltz of the Sugarplum fairies is heard*
Midnight: Look at them. You can't even tell that Sundance used to be clumsy.
Baby Midnight: Yeah. I'm surprised mama.
Midnight: Me too. *Pokes her head out and whispers* Doing good girl. *Sundance nods keeping her mind on her steps*
Megan: Heh heh. Sundance really has learned that she isn't lucky she's just special. *The music gets ready for the ending* Uh oh.
Midnight: Oh boy. *Watches as Baby Sundance leaps in the air* I can't watch. *She closes her eyes waiting for a crash and Baby Sundance crying but nothing* Did she crash? Please tell me she didn't mess up. I'd feel bad. *Just then cheers are heard from outside and Midnight looks outside and Baby Sundance is not on the ground but safely in her mom's hooves as the music ends* She did it! Yay Sundance. Yay Baby Sundance. *They both blush*
Megan: Good job. *They both bow gracefully as they get a standing ovation* Stay tuned as Midnight and Baby Midnight dance to another song from the Nutcracker Suite. *Sundance and Baby Sundance leave the stage and get on another costume*
Baby Sundance: I can't believe I'm young Christine in "A Christmas Carol"
Megan: You memorized her part so well so it makes sense that you should be her.
Sundance: And I'm Ms. Crachet.
Megan: Yep.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 3, 2010 20:11:53 GMT -8
Megan: And now Midnight and Baby Midnight along with her husband dancing to another piece from the nutcracker suite. (The music begins and Midnight and Baby Midnight comes out. Midnight is dressed like the girl from the story and her husband Evening Star as the Nutcracker prince. Baby Midnight is a soldier*
Sundance: They are doing good.
Megan: Yep.
Baby Sundance: We did good too mama.
Sundance: Yep. Megan thanks for giving me the uplift I needed years ago.
Megan: Your welcome. *The song ends and a huge round of applause is heard* Good job. Now get your costumes on for "A Christmas Carol"
Midnight: Got it.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 4, 2010 10:23:19 GMT -8
Danny: Our turn huh?
Megan: Yep.
Danny: Why aren't you a part of this Megan?
Megan: I am Danny. I'm the nararrator. Places everyone. *They head out* Alright its time for the last play of the program. *Opens a book* Now we know everyone loves Christmas.
Danny: *As Scrooge* Bahumbug.
Megan: But there is 1 miser who hated Christmas. Ebbenezer Scrooge. *Looks out and sees Salty having a hard time with his Bob Crachet outfit* Just do what you can Salty.
Salty: Right.
Megan: Jacob Marley was dead. That was a fact. We begin our tale at his work where him and Marley worked.
Scrooge: It feels mighty warm in here Crachet.
Salty as Bob: But I haven't put a lump of coal in there since last week sir.
Scrooge: And there will be none tomorrow.
Megan: Just then there was a knock on the door. *Knocking is heard and Lickety-Split is seen* It was Scrooge's niece. (Yeah sorry but there's not many I could use)
Lickety-Split as Scrooge's niece: Merry Christmas Bob.
Bob: And a Merry Christmas to you too.
Scrooge: Bahumbug.
Scrooge's niece: Christmas a bahumbug uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge: What is there a reason to be merry?
Scrooge's niece: Why not? Your rich enough.
Scrooge: Your poor enough. I have better things to do than to wish everyone a merry Christmas.
Scrooge's niece: Come on uncle. Join me and my husband for dinner on Christmas.
Scrooge: Oh sure. And be mocked by that husband of yours. You celebrate Christmas your way and I'll celebrate it mine.
Scrooge's Niece: But you don't celebrate it at all.
Scrooge: Exactly.
Scrooge's Niece: Oh well. I'll say it again. Merry Christmas.
Scrooge: Bah.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 6, 2010 12:37:32 GMT -8
Megan: There was another knock on the door. It was two gentlemen looking for money for the poor. *In walked Quarterback and Zig-Zag*
Quarterback: May we have the honor of talking to Mr. Marley or Mr. Scrooge.
Bob: He's at his desk. *They walk up*
Quarterback: Excuse me sir but might we have the honor of talking to Mr. Marley or Mr. Scrooge?
Scrooge: Jacob Marley has been dead for 20 years. Your speaking to his partner Mr. Scrooge.
Zig-Zag: Excuse me kind sir. But its that time of year again. The poor need.....
Scrooge: Are there no poor houses?
Quarterback: Yessir.
Scrooge: Are my mills still running?
Zig-Zag: Yes sir.
Scrooge: Good. Had me worried for a minute. If they need money then they should work at where I donate to.
Quarterback: But sir. The poor would rather die than work there.
Scrooge: Then they'd better die and do it quick and decrease the surplus population. Good day. *They walk out*
Megan: The clock had already struck 5 by the time the 2 gentlemen left.
Scrooge: 5 o' clock. Another day wasted. I'll see you in the morning Crachet.
Bob: But its Christmas tomorrow sir.
Scrooge: And I suppose you want that day off as always? *He nods* Alright but be here bright and early the next day.
Bob: Thank you sir.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 6, 2010 15:11:57 GMT -8
Megan: Scrooge went to his house where he lived. Just then he heard a spooky voice.
Crystal Wave as Marley: Scroooooooggggggggeeeeeee!
Scrooge: Ah! Bah. Must be the wind.
Megan: Scrooge entered his house to eat his evening gruel. Just then the same spooky voice is heard along with the rattling of chains. *Nothing is heard* Along with the rattling of chains. *Looks over* Dad.
Tom: Oh sorry. *Rattles a can with can tabs in it over a mic*
Marley: Scroooooooooooggggggeeeeeeeee!
Scrooge: Go..... go away. This is just a dream. *Crystal Wave enters the room through a paper door* Ah! Who are you?
Marley: Ask me who I was.
Scrooge: Alright who were you?
Marley: I was your partner in life Jacob Marley.
Scrooge: But you've been dead for 20 years.
Marley: 20 long years.
Scrooge: Why bother me? And why those chains?
Marley: These are the chains of my past.
Scrooge: But you were a good business man.
Marley: A good business man. *Saying in a spooky voice* My money was my business. I have come to warn you Scrooge. You will be visited by three spirits this night. Each worse than the last. You can change Scrooge. Its not too late.
Scrooge: But how?
Marley: Heed my warning Scrooge. Bid to see me no more.
Megan: So Marley left him there.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 9, 2010 19:12:12 GMT -8
Megan: At the strike of 1 Scrooge saw a bright light in his bedroom. He got up to see.
Scrooge: Who's there?
Megan: Scrooge saw a being with light emininating from it.
Scrooge: Are you the spirit that was foretold unto me?
Magic Star as the Ghost of Christmas Past: I am. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Scrooge: Christmases Past?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your past. Come Scrooge. Take my hand.
Megan: So off they went. They came to a school where boys were playing.
Scrooge: Hey I know those boys. Hey hey.
Megan: But of course the boys didn't hear him.
Scrooge: They walked right by me.
Ghost of Christmas Past: These are but shadows of the past Scrooge.
Scrooge: Yes. They are heading home.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Yes but there is 1 boy still left in the schoolhouse.
Scrooge: Yes I know.
Megan: They looked in and saw his younger self at a desk.
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Post by ladymoondancer on Dec 12, 2010 21:44:15 GMT -8
Heh heh heh, I love Salty as the Grinch.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 13, 2010 10:35:40 GMT -8
Scrooge: That's me. That's me as a lad.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Yes. Oh I see another girl.
Scrooge: Its my sister.
Baby Sundance as Scrooge's Jen: Scrooge. I've come to get you.
Zig-Zag as Young Scrooge: Why?
Jen: Dad is so kind now. Come on. He asked if you would come home.
Ghost of Christmas Past: She had a daughter?
Scrooge: Yes. She died though.
Ghost of Christmas Past: There is more.
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Post by sunstar on Dec 14, 2010 15:29:24 GMT -8
very good so far.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 14, 2010 19:36:32 GMT -8
Megan: She took him to another point in time. They came across a building.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Look in Scrooge.
Scrooge: *Looking in* Well bless my soul its old Fezzywig. Alive and well.
Fezzywig: Come on Scrooge and Marley. Enough work. Its Christmas.
Scrooge: This is where I met the most beautiful girl in the world. Martha.
Wishing Star as Young Martha: Dance with me?
Scrooge: Ah what a blossom she was.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Yes she was. But....
Scrooge: No. Not that spirit. Please not that scene.
Megan: The spirit took Scrooge further forward into his past. There he and Martha were. Arguing.
Lickety-split as Martha: You seem different. Ever since you got rich.
Quarterback as young Scrooge: But when I got it it was for us.
Martha: You sure? Now all you care about is money.
Young Scrooge: But we're rich Martha.
Martha: You love your money more than me. Goodbye Scrooge.
Scrooge: Spirit trouble me no more with these images.
Ghost of Christmas Past: But they are images of the past. They cannot be changed.
Scrooge: I said trouble me no more.
Megan: Scrooge closed his eyes and when he opened them again he was back in his bedroom.
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Post by djlamar2 on Dec 16, 2010 15:40:53 GMT -8
Megan: Next he saw a bright light and heard laughing:
Fizzy as the Ghost of Christmas Present: Scrooge. Come in and know me better.
Scrooge: Who are you?
Ghost of Christmas Present: I am the ghost of Christmas Present. *Laughing* Come closer.
Scrooge: Yes sir.
Ghost of Christmas Present: Now come touch my robe.
Megan: So Scrooge touched the spirit's robe and he took him to the his niece's house.
Scrooge: Look at them. Peh.
Scrooge's niece: Hey hey. Who am I? *Crouches over like an old man* Bahumbug.
Scrooge's niece's husband: Why your uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge's niece: Yes. You know what he said?
Scrooge's niece's husband: What?
Scrooge's niece: He said Christmas was a Bahumbug. *They all laugh*
Scrooge: Heh. That husband of hers never liked me.
Ghost of Christmas Present: There's more.
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