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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 11, 2011 16:28:26 GMT -8
Yep its been awhile since the last talent show and Twilight Sparkle and the gang are gonna get involved as well. What will happen? Find out now. (Oh and Celestia and Luna are judges. How cool is that?):
Megan: Everyone ready? *Looking at the ponies as they get ready*
Baby Sundance: How do I look Megan? *Smiling ear to ear as she's excited that she gets to perform this year*
Megan: Looking good girl.
Fluttershy: I...... I'm a bit nervous. I have never been in a talent show before.
Baby Lickety-Split: Don't worry Fluttershy if you get stuck ask us. *Hugs her* And don't be nervous. Princess Celestia and Luna are the judges they won't let anyone laugh or make fun of you. I promise.
My Little Pony FiM Theme:
My little pony. My little pony. Ah ah ah ah ah ah. My little pony.
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My little pony.
Twilight Sparkle: Until you all shared this magic with me.
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure.
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun.
Rarity: A beautiful heart.
Applejack: Brave full and strong.
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness. Its an amazing feat.
Twilight Sparkle: And magic makes it all complete.
My little pony.
Twilight Sparkle: You know you are my very best friend.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 11, 2011 18:16:25 GMT -8
Announcer: Will Megan please come to the stage.
Megan: That's my cue. Pinkie Pie you and Applejack are up first. (Yeah I know this has been done before but just watch as these 2 do "Who's on first") Ladies and gentlemen and princesses welcome to the second anual talent show. First up Pinkie Pie and Applejack doing the skit "Who's on first" *They cheer*
Applejack: *Walking out* Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
Pinkie Pie: Peanuts, Crackerjacks. *Coming out with a bat and a conssession box*
Applejack: Pinkie Pie what are you doing?
Pinkie Pie: Just selling some stuff. Ooh a ballcap. You know I play ball.
Applejack: Really.
Pinkie Pie: Hey can you tell me the names of your players on the little pony league team? I wanna make sure I know who to cheer for.
Applejack: Sure but after that leave me be. *Pinkie Pie knocks her hat off* Pick up your hat. Now listen these players have names. Pet names if you will.
Pinkie Pie: Like Liontamer. So what' their names.
Applejack: Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.
Pinkie Pie: Look all I want to know is the names of the ponies.
Applejack: I'm telling you. Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.
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Post by Al1701 on Feb 11, 2011 18:22:05 GMT -8
A classic and always funny. I could really see the two of them doing the skit.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 12, 2011 10:28:59 GMT -8
Pinkie Pie: Look. I want to know the pony's name on first base.
Applejack: Who.
Pinkie Pie: The pony on first base.
Applejack: Who.
Pinkie Pie: What's the pony's name on first base?
Applejack: No what's the pony's name on second.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Applejack: She's on third but we're not talking about her.
Pinkie Pie: I didn't ask who's on third.
Applejack: Who's on first.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Applejack: Third base. *Pinkie Pie throws a fit but not for real and knocks her hat off again* Look just calm down and pick up your hat. *She does*
Pinkie Pie: Look when the player gets paid who gets it?
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: When she goes to get it who picks it up?
Applejack: Exactly. Sometimes her husband gets it.
Pinkie Pie: So Who gets the money?
Applejack: Every jangle. *She looks at her odd* What? She's entitled to it.
Pinkie Pie: You got an outfield?
Applejack: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: What's the left-fielder's name?
Applejack: Why.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know just thought I'd ask.
Applejack: And I just thought I'd tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Who's in left field.
Applejack: Who's on first.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Applejack and Pinkie Pie: Third base.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 12, 2011 11:48:23 GMT -8
Pinkie Pie: *getting more frustrated* Look. All I want to know is who's on second base.
Applejack: Why do you insist on putting who on second?
Pinkie Pie: Same as you. Same as you. What's the pony's name in left field?
Applejack: What's the pony's name on second base.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Applejack: Thir.....
Pinkie Pie: Third base. Woo. *Baby Shady and Baby Sweet Stuff can be heard giggling* Uh oh. I'm getting that feeling.
Applejack: Don't. Whatever you do don't *Snickers* giggle. Let's continue. Then we'll giggle.
Pinkie Pie: Alright. *Clears throat* Look you got a pitcher?
Applejack: Of course. What's a good team without a pitcher?
Pinkie Pie: What's her name?
Applejack: Tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: Guess I'll have to wait to find out her name. Why won't you tell me now?
Applejack: I'm telling you her name. Tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: What time?
Applejack: What time what?
Pinkie Pie: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the pitcher. I'll break your leg if you say "Who's on first." *Getting steamed* Now tell me what's the pony's name that's pitching.
Applejack: What's the pony's name on second base.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Applejack and Pinkie Pie: Third base.
Pinkie Pie: Woo. Alright you have a catcher right?
Applejack: Yes.
Pinkie Pie: What's her name?
Applejack: Today.
Pinkie Pie: Great we have a couple of days on the team.
Applejack: Well what do you want me to do about it? *Pinkie Pie gets mad but not for real* Tell me.
Pinkie Pie: You know I'm a great catcher.
Applejack: So I heard.
Pinkie Pie: Put me in. Now Tomorrow is pitching and I'm catching. A pony comes up bunts the ball. Me being a good catcher I pick it up and throw it to who.
Applejack: Now that's the first thing you've said right all day.
Pinkie Pie: I don't even know what I'm talking about.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 12, 2011 13:18:38 GMT -8
Pinkie Pie: So I pick the ball up and throw it to who?
Applejack: Naturally.
Pinkie Pie: So I throw it to Naturally?
Applejack: No you throw it to who.
Pinkie Pie: And who gets it?
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: She had better. Now who drops the ball the next pony comes up and hits the ball high to why who throws it to because why? I don't know he's on third and I don't care.
Applejack: What did you say?
Pinkie Pie: I don't care.
Applejack: Oh that's our shortstop. *Everyone laughs and cheers*
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 13, 2011 13:53:43 GMT -8
Pinkie Pie: Woo. *Starts laughing* I love that skit. *Starts giggling*
Applejack: Me too. I love it when Abott keeps knocking off his ballcap. I'm glad you two showed us that skit.
Baby Sweet Stuff: Funny huh? *They both nod*
Megan: Up next is Fluttershy. Oh I hope no one makes fun of her.
Baby Lickety-Split: What's she doing?
Megan: Let's see. *Looks at the list* Ooh one of my favorite songs "Beauty and the Beast" *Looking at a very nervous Fluttershy* Fluttershy if you feel uneasy about this then we can skip you till later.
Fluttershy: I love singing. But I usually sing to my animal friends.
Baby Cutie Pie: Don't worry. I was nervous my first time. Wasn't I Megan?
Megan: Yep. But you got help.
Fluttershy: Then I'm ready. *Under her breath* I hope.
Megan: O.K. And don't worry we'll keep an eye out for anyone who's making fun of you. *Heads out* And now here she is singing one of the timeless Disney songs "Beauty and the Beast" Fluttershy. *Fluttershy shyly goes out on stage*
Fluttershy: Hello. I'm gonna be singing Beauty and the Beast. Megan if you will please. *The song starts*
Beauty and the Beast (Sang by Fluttershy):
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast. *The song ends and everyone is hushed*
Fluttershy: Oh I guess you didn't like it. *Just then the audience roars with applause* Is all that for me?
Megan: Yes. They loved you.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 14, 2011 10:27:12 GMT -8
Megan: Good job. Next up is Sundance. *Looks at the list* Ooh nice.
Danny: What's she singing?
Megan: New York, New York.
Danny: Oh duh. I was the one that thought she should sing that.
Baby Sundance: How's my hat look?
Megan: Just 1 more adjustment. *Puts it on straight* There. Now I'll introduce you. *Goes out* And now to sing "New York New York" Baby Sundance. *Baby Sundance comes out in a top hat and cane*
Baby Sundance: Hi. Well here goes. *New York New York starts*
New York, New York (Baby Sundance Singing):
Baby Sundance:
Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today
I want to be a part of it - new york, new york
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - new york,
new york
I wanna wake up in a city, that doesn’t sleep
And find I’m king of the hill - top of the heap
These little town blues, are melting away
I’ll make a brand new start of it - in old new
york
If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere
It’s up to you - new york, new york
New york, new york
I want to wake up in a city, that never sleeps
And find I’m a number one top of the list, king
of the hill
A number one
These little town blues, are melting away
I’m gonna make a brand new start of it - in old
new york
And if I can make it there, I’m gonna make it
anywhere
It up to you - new york new york
New york. *The song ends and everyone cheers*
Baby Sundance: Thank you.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 19, 2011 21:03:58 GMT -8
Megan: Now we have Baby Mimic with a new assistant. Ladies and Gentlemen The Great Mimic.
Baby Mimic: Hello all my loyal fans. *They all scream* Thank you thank you. Now today I am gonna show you a magic trick but its not just me. Oh no. Meet my assistant Baby Fizzy. *Baby Fizzy* It is by nature you know that she is a unicorn. But by my magic she'll turn into a unipeg. Also she will help me with my next trick. Baby Fizzy will now enter a box and when she comes out she will be a unipeg. Megan look at the box will you?
Megan: O.K.
Baby Mimic: Again tell me if there are any holes?
Megan: Nope.
Baby Mimic: Any way for any other ponies to enter?
Megan: Nope.
Baby Mimic: Baby Fizzy please enter the box. *She does and Baby Mimic closes it* And with the magic words..... Abra Cadabra. *A noise is heard* Ladies and gentlemen Baby Fizzy the unipeg. *She opens the box and sure enough there stood a unipeg* Pony are you Baby Fizzy?
Baby Fizzy: Yes.
Baby Mimic: Megan please check her cutie mark. Does it match Fizzy's cutie mark? If it does she is indeed Baby Fizzy.
Megan: *Looking at the cutie mark and looks at Fizzy's* It matches. *The crowd erupts into cheers*
Baby Mimic: Thank you. Thank you. Remember last time's trick? How I escaped a box being stabbed with swords. Now this is more dangerous. Baby Fizzy if you will please. This year we are stepping it up a bit. This year I will be bound in chains, locked in the box, the box will be locked and bound and set in water. There is only 5 minutes of air in that box. If I am not out by that time my assistant will lift my box out and unlock it. Baby Fizzy and Megan please bind me up.
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 24, 2011 15:35:51 GMT -8
They bind her up:
Baby Mimic: Remember kids don't try this at home. I am a trained professional magician. Megan and Baby Fizzy please see that my hooves can't move.
Megan: *Checking her hooves* They are bound.
Baby Mimic: Now. Place me in the box. *They do and bind and chain the box*
Megan: Now we will put the box into the water. Baby Fizzy if you will. *She lifts it with her unicorn magic* Now we wait. *Rattling can be heard*
Inside the box:
Baby Mimic: Just gotta wait for at least 4 minutes. Making sure they know I can't get out. Then I will shrink.
Back outside the clock is ticking and 5 minutes have passed and the moving has stopped:
Megan: Ladies and gentlemen we might need a paramedic here. Baby Fizzy please bring the box out. *She does and Megan unlocks the chains and unbinds the ropes also thinking "Please let her not have any trouble getting out. I'd hate to have to do C.P.R. on her" and they open the box. There laid chains, ropes and no Baby Mimic* Ladies and gentlemen the box is empty with the exception of the stuff we bound Baby Mimic with. *Baby Mimic appears in the audience and they roar with applause*
Baby Mimic: Thank you thank you. By the way I am available for birthday parties. Now I shall disappear before you very eyes. *She does*
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Post by djlamar2 on Feb 26, 2011 15:55:14 GMT -8
Mimic: No matter how many times you do that trick I'm still scared your not gonna be able to get out.
Megan: Hm. Oh. Baby Fizzy your up girl.
Baby Fizzy: Thank you Megan for letting me do an act even though I helped Baby Mimic with hers.
Megan: Only fair.
Baby Mimic: You sure you don't need help right? I mean this trick I showed you is tricky.
Baby Fizzy: Yep. *Whispers* Luckily for me Megan has yet to see me turn into an animal. *Giggles*
Megan: Your on girl. *Walks out* And now with a magic trick of her own Baby Fizzy. *Baby Fizzy walks out in a cape*
Baby Fizzy: Now that you've seen my friend with her amazing watery escape. Megan please bring out that same box she had me in. *She does* Now you have seen me turn into a unipeg but for those of you who don't know I am about to do no ordinary pony can do. With the assistance of Fluttershy. *Fluttershy comes out*
Fluttershy: Time to do this huh?
Baby Fizzy: Everyone knows her way with animals. So without further ado. When I say the magic words while in this box I will become 1 of the fiercest creatures in all of Aquestria. The might Manticore. Fluttershy if you will. *She shuts the box with Baby Fizzy in it* Now. Presto Chango. *A puff of smoke is seen and Fluttershy opens the box and there stood not Baby Fizzy but a manticore. Everyone screams*
Fluttershy: Don't worry. Baby Fizzy sit down. *She does* Good girl. Now back in the box. *She does* Now I will say the magic words. Presto chango. *Another puff of smoke is seen and she opens the box and again Baby Fizzy is seen and everyone cheers*
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Post by djlamar2 on Mar 1, 2011 19:46:19 GMT -8
Megan: Wow. Nice job Baby Fizzy. I mean that was awesome. When did you find out you could turn into animals?
Baby Fizzy: At 5 years old.
Megan: Awesome.
Megan: Alright next up is Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Gonna sing.
Megan: Ooh nice.
Twilight Sparkle: Part of your world.
Megan: Yay I love that song from the little mermaid. That and under the sea. Good luck. *Goes out and gets ready to introduce her* Everyone listen its time for someone to do something she has never done before. Twilight Sparkle will sing: Part of your world. *They all applause except a few who snicker*
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no some of them snickered.
Megan: And whoever snickered if you do that again you will have to leave.
Celestia: Yeah she's my student. So be nice. *They all clear their throats*
Part of your world:
Twilight Sparkle: I've always wondered what its like to be human. What its like to walk in human feet. It wouldn't be so bad. *Remembering her experience and smiles*
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world. *They are all hushed even the 1s who snickered*
Megan: Well? *Just then they erupt into applause even the 1s who snickered and she even gets a standing ovation*
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you.
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Post by djlamar2 on Mar 3, 2011 17:30:28 GMT -8
Megan: Now let's see. *Gasps* Apple Bloom is up next.
Applejack: You go get them girl.
Megan: Your singing...... *Gasps* "Man I feel like a woman"? Oh my gosh. No wonder you have cowgirl boots.
Apple Bloom: Tamara showed me a music video of that song. Who was it by again?
Molly: Shania Twain.
Megan: You'll do terrific. *Walks out* Now for Apple Bloom. *She hears applause and wooting from the middle row. Its Scoota-loo and Sweetie Belle* She's gonna sing "Man I feel like a woman"
Scoot-a-loo: You go girl. *She steps out on the stage but freezes*
Megan: Oh no. Stage fright. Apple Bloom. *She looks over with a scared look* Just do your best girl. *She nods*
Apple Bloom: A.....and now I'm gonna sing "Man I feel like a woman" *The music starts* Let's go girls. Come on. Alright how are you all doing tonight. *They all cheer*
Man I feel like a woman (Apple Bloom singing):
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts (Everyone joins in and she's not so scared)
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman *Everyone cheers*
Apple Bloom: Thank you.
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Post by djlamar2 on Mar 4, 2011 19:42:14 GMT -8
Megan: Alright who's next? *Baby Ribbon and Baby Gusty come out* Oh look at you 2. *Looks at their outfits* Uh someone already did "Who's on first" guys.
Baby Ribbon: We know.
Baby Gusty: Gonna do Watts and Volts.
Megan: *Starts laughing* Oh that 1 cracks me up as much as "Who's on first" Go on ahead and get ready. *Megan goes out and tries and composes herself but laughs while trying to introduce them* Now doing another classic from Abbott and Costtello Baby Ribbon and Baby Gusty. *They enter and Baby Fizzy's dad comes up as well*
Steamer: He got 10,000 volts.
Baby Ribbon: That’s enough to elect anybody, he should be president.
Baby Gusty: No, not that kind.
Baby Ribbon: What kind?
Baby Gusty: Volts.
Baby Ribbon: That’s what I said, he got 10,000.
Baby Gusty: You know what volts are?
Baby Ribbon: They’re what?
Baby Gusty: That’s right.
Baby Ribbon: What I say?
Baby Gusty: Volts are watts. *Megan bursts out laughing* Uh oh.
Baby Ribbon: Yeah I know but we gotta get this done girl. Then we'll laugh.
Baby Gusty: Right
Baby Ribbon: Go ahead and tell me.
Baby Gusty: You just said it.
Baby Ribbon: I just asked you to tell me what I said. What I said?
Baby Gusty: Volts are watts!
Baby Ribbon: Volts are whats?
Baby Gusty: Yes.
Baby Ribbon: I’m asking you what’s volts.
Baby Gusty: That’s right.
Baby Ribbon: Don’t try to twist me now, what are you talking about, a dialect?
Baby Gusty: Watts! Watts! Watts!
Baby Ribbon: What’s what’s what’s whats?
Baby Gusty: Volts!
Baby Ribbon: What’s volts?
Baby Gusty: That’s right.
Baby Ribbon: Well, go ahead and tell me.
Baby Gusty: Well, that’s it.
Baby Ribbon: What are volts?
Baby Gusty: That’s right.
Baby Ribbon: I’m asking you.
Baby Gusty: Watts are volts.
Baby Ribbon: What?
Baby Gusty: That’s right.
Baby Ribbon: Next thing you know you’ll be telling me Watts on second base!
Baby Gusty: Now, don’t start that!
Baby Fizzy: That’s enough! *Everyone laughs and cheers*
Baby Ribbon and Baby Gusty: Thank you.
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Post by djlamar2 on Mar 9, 2011 20:48:59 GMT -8
Megan: *Looking at the list* Baby Heartthrob your next. *Gasps* Hey 1 of my favorite Wizard of Oz songs. "Somewhere over the Rainbow". Crystal did you teach her that song?
Crystal: Yep. Also let someone else listen to another favorite.
Megan: O.K girl your up as soon as I introduce you.*Goes out on stage* Now singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" Baby Heartthrob. *She comes out and smiles*
Baby Heartthrob: Hi everyone. *The song starts as she nods over at Megan*
Somewhere over the Rainbow (Sang by Baby Heartthrob):
Somewhere over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lulabye. Somewhere over the rainbow dreams come true. And the dreams that you dream really do come true. Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops. Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me. Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow why then oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow..... why oh why can't I? *Everyone cheers*
Baby Heartthrob: Thank you.
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