Magic of ponyland presents "Frozen"
Sept 1, 2015 10:21:00 GMT -8
Post by djlamar2 on Sept 1, 2015 10:21:00 GMT -8
The curtains rise again and Fizzy, Orion and Baby Quarter stand up from a laying down position:
Fizzy:
That could have gone better. *Orion looks at her and gasps*
Orion:
Your hair.
Fizzy:
Hey if you were chased by a monster down a hill your hair would be a mess too.
Orion:
No. Its turning white. *She looks at a strand of her hair*
Fizzy:
It is.
Orion:
That's it. I'm taking you to my friends.
Fizzy:
Oh the "Love experts".
Orion:
Come on.
Meanwhile 4-speed and the others can be seen near the steps:
4-speed:
Stand back. *Windwhistler raises her hooves but as she does they surround her and capture her*
The curtains close and David gets his troll costume on:
David:
Alright are all my little trolls ready for their number?
Baby Luna:
I am.
Baby Celestia:
Me too.
Twilight Sparkle:
I loved this number. Its so funny.
Megan:
Okay you guys are on.
The curtains rise and Fizzy, Orion and Baby Quarter are seen coming up on what appear to be rocks:
Fizzy:
Okay so where are your friends? The love experts.
Orion:
You see them. Hey guys. How's it going?
Baby Quarter:
He's talking to a bunch of rocks. This guy's crazy. Hey there. *The rocks roll out and the others come in*
Orion:
Meet my family.
Baby Luna:
Kristoff good to see you.
Twilight Sparkle:
Oh and he brought a girl.
Orion:
Listen I need your help.
Baby Celestia:
Why sure you do. You have a lovely young lady and your not sure if she's your type.
Orion:
No that's not.....
Fixer upper (Sang by the ponies wearing troll outfits):
Twilight Sparkle: What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Shining Armor: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Pony 1: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Male Pony 1: And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly.
Twilight Sparkle: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor: Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.
Female Pony 2: Like his peculiar brain dear,
Male Pony 2: His thing with the reindeer.
Pony Duet: That's a little outside of nature's laws!
Orion: This is not about me!
Small Group of ponies: So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Orion: Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Backstage David is guffawing at them singing the song:
David:
I always laugh at this song
Megan:
Me too. *Giggles*
Male Pony 3: Or that he's socially impaired?
Troll Child: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
What!!
Fizzy: I did not need to know that.
Shining Armor: Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Female ponies: Or the way he covers
Up that he's the honest goods?
All Ponies: He's just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He's got a couple of bugs
Orion: No I don't!
All Ponies: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Orion: ENOUGH! She is engaged
to someone else, okay?!
(blink, blink)
Shining Armor: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Male Pony 4: That's a minor thing.
Male Pony 5: Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
Baby Luna: And by the way I don't see no ring! *The crowd awes*
Male Ponies: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Twilight Sparkle: We're not sayin' you can change him,
'Cause people don't really change. (Girl ponies: Ahh Ahhh)
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they're mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Ponies: Throw a little love their way.
Twilight Sparkle and Female ponies: And you'll bring out their best.
All Ponies: True love brings out the best!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
That's what it's all about!
Shining Armor: Father!
Female Pony 3: Sister!
Male Pony 6: Brother!
All ponies: We need each other
To raise us up and round us out.
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Baby Quarter:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix a fixer-upper is
Ponies:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Salty: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded-
Fizzy: Wait, what?!
Salty: You're getting married!
Ponies: Love!
Fizzy:
*Pretending to fall*
Orion:
Where's Father troll? *David comes out* She was hit by her sister's magic. *He looks her over and shakes his head*
David:
If it was the head I'd be able to do something. Only an act of true love can melt a frozen heart.
Fizzy:
*Shivering* We need to go back to Arendale and see Hans. *They leave*
The curtains close.
Megan:
We'll be back with act 4.
Backstage:
David:
That was wonderful guys. Okay act 4 is the last act so get ready.
Fizzy:
That could have gone better. *Orion looks at her and gasps*
Orion:
Your hair.
Fizzy:
Hey if you were chased by a monster down a hill your hair would be a mess too.
Orion:
No. Its turning white. *She looks at a strand of her hair*
Fizzy:
It is.
Orion:
That's it. I'm taking you to my friends.
Fizzy:
Oh the "Love experts".
Orion:
Come on.
Meanwhile 4-speed and the others can be seen near the steps:
4-speed:
Stand back. *Windwhistler raises her hooves but as she does they surround her and capture her*
The curtains close and David gets his troll costume on:
David:
Alright are all my little trolls ready for their number?
Baby Luna:
I am.
Baby Celestia:
Me too.
Twilight Sparkle:
I loved this number. Its so funny.
Megan:
Okay you guys are on.
The curtains rise and Fizzy, Orion and Baby Quarter are seen coming up on what appear to be rocks:
Fizzy:
Okay so where are your friends? The love experts.
Orion:
You see them. Hey guys. How's it going?
Baby Quarter:
He's talking to a bunch of rocks. This guy's crazy. Hey there. *The rocks roll out and the others come in*
Orion:
Meet my family.
Baby Luna:
Kristoff good to see you.
Twilight Sparkle:
Oh and he brought a girl.
Orion:
Listen I need your help.
Baby Celestia:
Why sure you do. You have a lovely young lady and your not sure if she's your type.
Orion:
No that's not.....
Fixer upper (Sang by the ponies wearing troll outfits):
Twilight Sparkle: What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Shining Armor: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Pony 1: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Male Pony 1: And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly.
Twilight Sparkle: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor: Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.
Female Pony 2: Like his peculiar brain dear,
Male Pony 2: His thing with the reindeer.
Pony Duet: That's a little outside of nature's laws!
Orion: This is not about me!
Small Group of ponies: So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Orion: Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Backstage David is guffawing at them singing the song:
David:
I always laugh at this song
Megan:
Me too. *Giggles*
Male Pony 3: Or that he's socially impaired?
Troll Child: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
What!!
Fizzy: I did not need to know that.
Shining Armor: Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Female ponies: Or the way he covers
Up that he's the honest goods?
All Ponies: He's just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He's got a couple of bugs
Orion: No I don't!
All Ponies: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Orion: ENOUGH! She is engaged
to someone else, okay?!
(blink, blink)
Shining Armor: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Male Pony 4: That's a minor thing.
Male Pony 5: Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
Baby Luna: And by the way I don't see no ring! *The crowd awes*
Male Ponies: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Twilight Sparkle: We're not sayin' you can change him,
'Cause people don't really change. (Girl ponies: Ahh Ahhh)
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they're mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Ponies: Throw a little love their way.
Twilight Sparkle and Female ponies: And you'll bring out their best.
All Ponies: True love brings out the best!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
That's what it's all about!
Shining Armor: Father!
Female Pony 3: Sister!
Male Pony 6: Brother!
All ponies: We need each other
To raise us up and round us out.
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Baby Quarter:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix a fixer-upper is
Ponies:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Salty: Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded-
Fizzy: Wait, what?!
Salty: You're getting married!
Ponies: Love!
Fizzy:
*Pretending to fall*
Orion:
Where's Father troll? *David comes out* She was hit by her sister's magic. *He looks her over and shakes his head*
David:
If it was the head I'd be able to do something. Only an act of true love can melt a frozen heart.
Fizzy:
*Shivering* We need to go back to Arendale and see Hans. *They leave*
The curtains close.
Megan:
We'll be back with act 4.
Backstage:
David:
That was wonderful guys. Okay act 4 is the last act so get ready.