Keeping Faith (Ponified version)
Apr 3, 2013 15:54:34 GMT -8
Post by djlamar2 on Apr 3, 2013 15:54:34 GMT -8
Trust me I tried to Ponify the name of the book but I couldn't. Its just too nice of a name. This book is what got me reading Jodi Picoult books in the first place. For some of you who never read the book its about a little girl who claims she sees God. And.... well you'd have to read the book. Right now I'm just gonna point out the main characters and what they are. I'll get to the story later on. So here we go. The characters are:
Faith: She's a green unicorn.
God she claims to see: White pony.
Mariah: Pink.
Colin: Blue unicorn.
Colin's new wife: Green unicorn.
Ian Fletcher: Light blue unicorn
Mille: Turquoise.
And now:
Mariah White is driving her 7 year old daughter to her grandmother's house to look at the new piece of furniture she has purchased. She always wondered why she got them. They got there and saw a coffin in the middle of her living room.
Mariah:
Mom!
Millie:
Oh come now Mariah. Haven't you seen a coffin table before?
Mariah:
Mom that shouldn't be here.
Millie:
Why not?
Mariah thought about the reasons. It seemed out of place, it didn't set right with her, hell it was even big enough for her to be buried in.
Millie:
Oh seriously Mariah you take things so serious.
Mariah:
I just don't think it should be here is all. Remember what the doctors said?
Millie:
I'm fine Mariah.
Faith had laid down next to it. Looking at it.
Faith:
Its so big grandma. You could fit in it.
Millie:
You're right Faith. I could lay in it.
Mariah:
Come on Faith we have to go or we'll be late for ballet recitals.
Mariah had gotten a call from her husband that day.
Colin:
Hi honey.
Mariah:
Hey Colin. How's it going?
Colin:
Business as usual. Anyway I am coming home soon I'll see you when I get home.
Mariah:
Okay.
What happened that day no one would have guessed. No one except his own wife.
Ian Fletcher is a teleatheist. Basically what that means is that he tries to disprove that there is a God through television. He would find the lines behind lies. Whether it was seeing the Virgin Mary or a bleeding statue.
Pony:
We got another hot 1 Mr. Fletcher. A real hot 1. Someone claims to have seen Jesus in the trunk of a tree.
Ian:
Really? Interesting. Hmm.
He read the headlines "The Jesus tree".
Ian:
Bet ya its another hoax.
Pony:
Like when that woman thought she saw the Virgin Mary?
Ian:
Yep. Where was this so called "Jesus tree" seen?
Pony:
Somewhere in Ponyland sir. A pony claims to have seen it in her front yard.
Ian:
Let's just go and see this "Jesus tree" shall we?
So Ian and his friend booked a flight to Ponyland to see this "Jesus tree".
Faith: She's a green unicorn.
God she claims to see: White pony.
Mariah: Pink.
Colin: Blue unicorn.
Colin's new wife: Green unicorn.
Ian Fletcher: Light blue unicorn
Mille: Turquoise.
And now:
Keeping Faith
Chapter 1
Mariah White is driving her 7 year old daughter to her grandmother's house to look at the new piece of furniture she has purchased. She always wondered why she got them. They got there and saw a coffin in the middle of her living room.
Mariah:
Mom!
Millie:
Oh come now Mariah. Haven't you seen a coffin table before?
Mariah:
Mom that shouldn't be here.
Millie:
Why not?
Mariah thought about the reasons. It seemed out of place, it didn't set right with her, hell it was even big enough for her to be buried in.
Millie:
Oh seriously Mariah you take things so serious.
Mariah:
I just don't think it should be here is all. Remember what the doctors said?
Millie:
I'm fine Mariah.
Faith had laid down next to it. Looking at it.
Faith:
Its so big grandma. You could fit in it.
Millie:
You're right Faith. I could lay in it.
Mariah:
Come on Faith we have to go or we'll be late for ballet recitals.
***
Mariah had gotten a call from her husband that day.
Colin:
Hi honey.
Mariah:
Hey Colin. How's it going?
Colin:
Business as usual. Anyway I am coming home soon I'll see you when I get home.
Mariah:
Okay.
What happened that day no one would have guessed. No one except his own wife.
***
Ian Fletcher is a teleatheist. Basically what that means is that he tries to disprove that there is a God through television. He would find the lines behind lies. Whether it was seeing the Virgin Mary or a bleeding statue.
Pony:
We got another hot 1 Mr. Fletcher. A real hot 1. Someone claims to have seen Jesus in the trunk of a tree.
Ian:
Really? Interesting. Hmm.
He read the headlines "The Jesus tree".
Ian:
Bet ya its another hoax.
Pony:
Like when that woman thought she saw the Virgin Mary?
Ian:
Yep. Where was this so called "Jesus tree" seen?
Pony:
Somewhere in Ponyland sir. A pony claims to have seen it in her front yard.
Ian:
Let's just go and see this "Jesus tree" shall we?
So Ian and his friend booked a flight to Ponyland to see this "Jesus tree".
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